May 2012
123 posts
BOOM →
caiticornia:
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
justsomefoodforthought:
christephanyleuterio:
thegleefulhouseelf:
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
LOL
I do have fun paying for healthcare. You know why? Because I’m American and I like to spend money on vastly overpriced things.
Unlike you Canadians that are so proud of not having to spend your...
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nurse called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
Unusual clock →
markmejia:
clement:
Wow.
Omg, this is friggen sick! :O
theatomicboom:
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
“wtf, this isn’t japan”
– me, when i was born (via neknekmo)
