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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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asylum-art:

Incredible Micro Art Onto Food by Hasan Kale

From a single pumpkin seed to delicate butterfly wings, no canvas is too teeny for micro artist Hasan Kale. The talented — not to mention patient — artist paints realistic renderings of his hometown of Istanbul on unexpected objects.

Kale’s unique oeuvre sets the artist apart from other miniature mavens dealing in more traditional canvases.

asylum-art:

Incredible Micro Art Onto Food by Hasan Kale

From a single pumpkin seed to delicate butterfly wings, no canvas is too teeny for micro artist Hasan Kale. The talented — not to mention patient — artist paints realistic renderings of his hometown of Istanbul on unexpected objects.

Kale’s unique oeuvre sets the artist apart from other miniature mavens dealing in more traditional canvases.

sincerelysandy:

laughter-everyday:

tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world

in my head

with a straight face.

Omg

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

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thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

(Source: pigolio)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”